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Quase de graça! Você não pode perder essa.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:78%;\"\u003eNão faça \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2007/12/10/patrocinadores-do-timao-versao-2008/\"\u003ePerguntas Cretinas\u003c/a\u003e sobre os patrocinadores do timão.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35515289-4323913090481445657?l\u003ddcarbono.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/feeds/4323913090481445657/comments/default","title":"Postar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d35515289\u0026postID\u003d4323913090481445657\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/4323913090481445657"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/4323913090481445657"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/2007/12/camisa-oficial-do-corinthians-quase-de.html","title":"Camisa Oficial do Corinthians quase de grátis!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Carbono"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17298923859759607159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11414840048374874791"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/R12v_7xtFCI/AAAAAAAAAdY/FFCK5Mcayxg/s72-c/camiseta-do-corinthians.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35515289.post-3163231084112502263"},"published":{"$t":"2007-11-28T11:14:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2007-11-28T11:25:46.541-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Humor e Piadas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curiosidades"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos e Vídeos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Kermit the frog reagindo ao 2 girls 1 cup"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cobject width\u003d\"425\" height\u003d\"355\"\u003e\u003cparam name\u003d\"movie\" value\u003d\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nOn1htjSZic\u0026amp;rel\u003d1\"\u003e\u003c/param\u003e\u003cparam name\u003d\"wmode\" value\u003d\"transparent\"\u003e\u003c/param\u003e\u003cembed src\u003d\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nOn1htjSZic\u0026amp;rel\u003d1\" type\u003d\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode\u003d\"transparent\" width\u003d\"425\" height\u003d\"355\"\u003e\u003c/embed\u003e\u003c/object\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:78%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eA melhor reação que eu já vi\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003eO Slonik comentou no \u003ca href\u003d\"http://novo-mundo.org/log/2007/11/24/voce-sempre-sera-um-novato-na-internet/\"\u003eNovo Mundo\u003c/a\u003e que você nunca terá visto de tudo na internet, concordo. Realmente, você nunca conseguirá ver de tudo na internet, mas basta que veja as \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003ereações ao 2 girls 1 cup\u003c/span\u003e - e não o\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e 2 girls 1 cup\u003c/span\u003e, necessariamente - para ficar satisfeito e não querer ver mais nada por ai.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35515289-3163231084112502263?l\u003ddcarbono.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/feeds/3163231084112502263/comments/default","title":"Postar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d35515289\u0026postID\u003d3163231084112502263\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/3163231084112502263"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/3163231084112502263"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/2007/11/kermit-frog-reagindo-ao-2-girls-1-cup.html","title":"Kermit the frog reagindo ao 2 girls 1 cup"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Carbono"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17298923859759607159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11414840048374874791"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35515289.post-2188314831611002554"},"published":{"$t":"2007-11-02T20:21:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2007-11-17T22:27:56.486-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Humor e Piadas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Festinha de arromba na casa da Patricia"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Agora a suruba está armada, os lammers de plantão não podiam deixar barato o fato de o \u003cb\u003eturco \u003c/b\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:100%;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuyukkokten\u003c/b\u003e possibilitar o\u003cb\u003e uso de códigos html nos recados do orkut.\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o95/dcarbono/festinha-casa-patricia.jpg\" text\u003d\"Festinha na casa da Patrícia\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/RyvBE8Kk0HI/AAAAAAAAAaA/gPdl2dowQdU/s400/festinha-casa-patricia-small.jpg\" alt\u003d\"Festinha na casa da Patrícia\" text\u003d\"Festinha na casa da Patrícia\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128404891305562226\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003eOs lammers, no caso acima, te convidam para uma \u003cb\u003efesta de arromba\u003c/b\u003e, que promete muita orgia, na casa da Patrícia. Quem é a Patrícia na foto? Deve ser a loira. Epa! Então é provável que a \u003cb\u003eVanessa Hudgens\u003c/b\u003e, coisa melhor que isso, só duas \u003cb\u003eVanessa Hudgens\u003c/b\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAntes desse recado, tinha outro divulgando a mesma festa (pessoal sem criatividade), só que com a suposta foto da Patrícia pelada. Só que eu apaguei antes de pensar em fazer esse post para divulgar a festa também. Mas eu tenho a absoluta certeza de que se você abrir o seu perfil (\u003ci\u003epor que eu ainda tenho um?\u003c/i\u003e) ela vai estar nos seus scraps, te esperando, nuam foto com ela deitada na cama, com tarja nos olhos.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cb\u003eObs: Só tem o nome na lista de convidados V.I.P. se você deixar o seu nome nos comentários e \u003ca href\u003d\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/dcarbono\"\u003eassinar o Feed\u003c/a\u003e.\u003c/b\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35515289-2188314831611002554?l\u003ddcarbono.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/feeds/2188314831611002554/comments/default","title":"Postar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d35515289\u0026postID\u003d2188314831611002554\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/2188314831611002554"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/2188314831611002554"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/2007/11/festinha-de-arromba-na-casa-da-patricia.html","title":"Festinha de arromba na casa da Patricia"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Carbono"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17298923859759607159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11414840048374874791"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/RyvBE8Kk0HI/AAAAAAAAAaA/gPdl2dowQdU/s72-c/festinha-casa-patricia-small.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35515289.post-2628497294334892274"},"published":{"$t":"2007-10-31T22:17:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2007-10-31T22:29:27.113-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Humor e Piadas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos e Vídeos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"São Paulo Futebol Clube Pentacampeão 2007"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Já vou avisando, não faço parte da \u003cb\u003eTorcida Organizada do São Paulo Futebol Clube\u003c/b\u003e. Li um fato bem curioso no \u003cb\u003eGlobo Esporte\u003c/b\u003e, aquele que mostra os jogos em tempo real,  e tenho certeza que o estagiário, como não é torcedor são paulino mas estava tomando conta da atualização do site, resolveu sacanear com o jogador do São Paulo.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/Ryk4q8Kk0FI/AAAAAAAAAZw/g0XDErILQ_M/s400/sao-paulo-futebol-clube.jpg\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127691961094164562\" title\u003d\"São Paulo Futebol Clube\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eEu não estou mentindo, olha \u003ca href\u003d\"http://globoesporte.globo.com/ESP/Futebol/TempoReal/0,,TEP16544-8646,00.html\" rel\u003d\"nofollow\"\u003eaqui\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35515289-2628497294334892274?l\u003ddcarbono.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/feeds/2628497294334892274/comments/default","title":"Postar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d35515289\u0026postID\u003d2628497294334892274\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/2628497294334892274"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/2628497294334892274"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/2007/10/sao-paulo-futebol-clube-pentacampeao.html","title":"São Paulo Futebol Clube Pentacampeão 2007"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Carbono"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17298923859759607159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11414840048374874791"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/Ryk4q8Kk0FI/AAAAAAAAAZw/g0XDErILQ_M/s72-c/sao-paulo-futebol-clube.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35515289.post-7976997675036396077"},"published":{"$t":"2007-10-28T18:18:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2007-10-28T19:51:09.078-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Humor e Piadas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curiosidades"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos e Vídeos"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Teddy Saw"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Já que o \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eJigg Saw\u003c/span\u003e morreu (ou não) nos \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eJogos Mortais 3\u003c/span\u003e, \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eTeddy\u003c/span\u003e entrará em seu lugar nos \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eJogos Mortais 4\u003c/span\u003e. \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eTeddy\u003c/span\u003e começou com toda a crueldade e frieza de um veterano, fazendo com que a vítima sentisse na pele como é ser um \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eursinho de pelúcia\u003c/span\u003e. Ele tem trinta segundos para retirar as pilhas, caso contrário, o gravador que se encontra dentro do seu estômago será ativado. \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id\u003dD81F2344BF5AC7BB4CF8C68693C86F81FD5A89474D320ABF\"\u003eLink\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/RyUfgMKk0CI/AAAAAAAAAZY/RNy0UE-QzKQ/s400/Teddy-Saw.jpg\" alt\u003d\"Teddy Saw\" title\u003d\"Teddy Saw\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35515289-7976997675036396077?l\u003ddcarbono.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/feeds/7976997675036396077/comments/default","title":"Postar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d35515289\u0026postID\u003d7976997675036396077\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/7976997675036396077"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/7976997675036396077"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/2007/10/teddy-saw.html","title":"Teddy Saw"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Carbono"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17298923859759607159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11414840048374874791"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/RyUfgMKk0CI/AAAAAAAAAZY/RNy0UE-QzKQ/s72-c/Teddy-Saw.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35515289.post-5464470620529171393"},"published":{"$t":"2007-10-24T14:45:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2007-11-17T22:11:09.894-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Humor e Piadas"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Curiosidades"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos e Vídeos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Arte e Ciência"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fotos de mulheres"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Fotos da Vanessa Nua na Playboy pelo Rapidshare das Mulheres"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Tudo começou quando \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eSantos Dumont\u003c/span\u003e (ontem ele fez 201 anos) resolveu ir de encontro com alguns paraquedistas nos céus da França. \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eE não é que ele encontrou vários!\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/Rx-WWEuLfVI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/kE1WYNw1280/s400/santos-dumont-paraquedista.jpg\" alt\u003d\"Santos Dumont e seu 14-Bis\" title\u003d\"Santos Dumont e seu 14-Bis\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003eNa verdade, não começou pelo Santos Dumont, todas essas palavras formando um título quase nem um pouco desconexo foi invenção do Slonik. Como cada blog tem suas palavras, digamos que genéricas, ele propôs  para o blogueiro que tivesse um tempo criasse o seu próprio título.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDo Slonik: \u003ca href\u003d\"http://novo-mundo.org/log/2007/10/24/fotos-do-orkut-para-baixar-mulheres-da-playboy-gratis/\"\u003eFotos do Orkut para Baixar Mulheres da Playboy Grátis\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eObs: \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eAs mulheres compraram o Rapidshare\u003c/span\u003e.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35515289-5464470620529171393?l\u003ddcarbono.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/feeds/5464470620529171393/comments/default","title":"Postar comentários"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d35515289\u0026postID\u003d5464470620529171393\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/5464470620529171393"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35515289/posts/default/5464470620529171393"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://dcarbono.blogspot.com/2007/10/fotos-da-vanessa-nua-na-playboy-pelo.html","title":"Fotos da Vanessa Nua na Playboy pelo Rapidshare das Mulheres"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Carbono"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/17298923859759607159"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"11414840048374874791"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rRaI3P2KmRw/Rx-WWEuLfVI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/kE1WYNw1280/s72-c/santos-dumont-paraquedista.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});